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Sunday, February 11, 2018

History is not the past. It is the present - The Best Of 2017

“History is not the past. It is the present.”
TOP TEN OF 2017

My Best of Stuffs Lists
By Ernest M Whiteman I
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Once gain, I take pen in hand to writ for you my selections of various media “best of”.


BOOKS of 2017
This has been another good year for me, book-wise. I was able to read a lot more this year and I have had my mind and eyes opened through reading for the first time in a long time. Is that not the purpose of books to begin with? Unfortunately, due to all the added reading, I have read “Three Kingdoms” only once last year. So, what did I think were the best things in books this past year? Please note that I will not include a list of brand new books, as I have not really gotten around to reading anything new. But without further ado:

10. New! “The Dark Forest” – Cixan Liu – The second part of the “Three Body Trilogy” or by the Chinese title “Remembrance of Earth’s Past Trilogy”. Here we find the planet earth preparing for an invasion from a distant race. I have only began reading this but the first part became so compelling that I do not wish to over-share the plot of the first book for fear of spoiling it for new readers. If you haven’t already, go get “The Three Body Problem”.

9. Still Reading: “The New Jim Crow” Michelle Alexander – Yes, I am still reading this because after every page I read, I have to put it down in frustration.

8. Still Reading: “GODLESS” Dan Baker – Lately, one of my personal heroes. About his de-conversion from an Evangelical minster to one of the nation’s leading atheist advocates. Still reading this one.

7. Digging Up Mother - Doug Stanhope: I checked this out from the library, as I am a fan of some of his stuff. He has a critical eye on some subjects that I think we need. Sometimes, he is an overbearing poor-me mope. I never got past the first three chapters before I lost interest. I think I am more interested in his spoken ideas than his written stories. However, I am very interested in his new book “This is Not Fame”. Maybe I will give that a try instead.

6. Life Driven Purpose: How an Atheist Finds Meaning – Dan Barker: another one from Barker makes the list. This one on how an atheist finds meaning in life beyond superstition and religion and how it can be a deeper connection. I started it but had to return it to the library because there was a loooong list of holds placed on it. That is an encouraging sign. Since I gave up religion, I knoew I could still be a good person without it. So, I will probably end up buying it at some point.

5. You Don't Have to Say You Love Me - Sherman Alexie: It was not until I began reading this that I realized that Sherman Alexie has his own literary tropes that he relies on. I could not finish it because of this. It got kind of repetitive. However, learning the mental anguish that comes with the number of brain surgeries that he has had recently, I cannot help but think that this repetitiveness is a byproduct of this. Also, the chapter titled “Abu Ghraib” s probably his most powerful piece of writing yet. So, read at your own peril.

4. “THE THREE BODY PROBLEM” Cixan Liu – FINISHED! About an alien invasion that takes place within an online multiplayer video game that asks a participant to try and solve “the three body” problem. I found it difficult to follow at first due to the nature of the sciences involved but I am enjoying it. But the plot goes beyond the conceit of an invasion through a video game and focuses on how humanity reacts and prepares for such an event since communications with the Trisolaris civilization has been established. Compelling read from start to finish. That one twist is pretty good. Check this out when you can.

3. “All of the Real Indians Died Off” - Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz, Dina Gilio-Whitaker: This delves into 21 common myths about Native Americans. I purchased this to examine Thanksgiving for a presentation I did in November. There is a lot to get into with this book. I am referencing it for a presentation on Stereotypes in March. Check it out if you can. The book, I mean. Not my presentation.

2. Invisible Natives – Armando José Prats – This is become my go-to text for dissecting Native American media representations. It introduces many concepts that help me in my own viewing and reviewing of film that have Native Americans represented in them. Prats’ examination completely transformed how I view non-Native representations of my people. I use this as a textbook in my “Native Americans in Media” course at UWP. I recently started to re-read it and have been underlining and making notes throughout. I give it as a gift as well. So, you may receive a copy at some point if we’re friends. I recommend this heartily.

1. “Three Kingdoms” Luo Guanzhong, translated by Moss Roberts (Still Reading) – You must be so tired of this. Read it if you can. I am updating my reviews of the various editions of “Three Kingdoms” that I did back in 2011. Some newer editions have come out and some other media versions will be included, such as comics, films, and video games. Yep, I am going there.


Now, on to music:

MY MUSIC of 2017
I know a lot of you do not really care about my taste in music. You never will. You all like the grungy-punk-electro-rap so-I-can-mention-MIDI-in-my conversations tip that makes you cool. Well, I never subscribed to being “cool”, no one ever thought I was cool, and I really do not care to be cool. “Cool” is fleeting. Good music is subjective and if you cannot comprehend that, I cannot convince you what makes “good music”. I just know what I like and what appeals to me. I also know that that prior text was written for past year’s list but think of it instead as my sample, that I am looping here, cool?

Here is what I got last year:

VARIOUS ARTISTS: Soundtrack to “Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2” – this is jammed to the gills with songs from my youth. Yeah, I’m that old. It holds the charm of nostalgia but as with most things built on nostalgia, it only gravitates towards the recognizable. But an enjoyable gift nonetheless.


Art “Turk” Burton & The Congo Square Ensemble: Spirits: Then & Now – I got this courtesy of the artist, whom I met while sitting on a panel about Indigenous identity in partnership with the Southside Art Center. Art Burton is an interesting guy and I believe I heard his name when I DJ’d at KCWC, which was an Adult Contemporary station “Smooth Jazz and Other Things”. We played a lot of Lite Jazz. But in addition to being a jazz musician, Burton is a historian, studying black history in the Wild West. His forte is gunslingers and lawmen. I asked him his opinion of Wyatt Earp, “He was basically a pimp”. Which coincided with my own opinion. Anyways. This album is really good. Percussion is Burton’s specialty and he excels at it. The track “Cuba” is very cool as is the whole album. I am happy to have received it from the man himself.


U2: Songs of Experience – This is the latest offering from my all-time favorite band. It is phenomenal. At first, when they released their songs, one at a time on YouTube, I couldn’t get into them. Some I didn’t care for. Then, when the album came out and I listened to them as a whole, they all meshed so well together. Also, when a new U2 album comes out, I suddenly fixate on the previous album. For example, when “Achtung Baby!” came out, I started to listen more to “Rattle and Hum”, and when “Song of Innocence” came out, I listened more to “No Line on the Horizon” and so on. It is as if the new material makes me re-appreciate the last album more. But, for some reason, I am fixated on this album. I have not started to relisten to “Songs of Innocence”. Yet. “Lights of Home” is a great song. I enjoy all the callbacks to “Songs of Innocence” in the lyrics and melodies as well. Maybe, that’s why I haven’t gone back. All in all, a very strong album.


The National: Beast Sleep Well – The latest from my newly-favored band. When I was first introduced to The National, I bought their last three albums all at once and enjoyed every one. Here they explore new territory, kind of. I will always have a soft spot for “The System Only Dreams in Total Darkness” which to me has become the perfect Skeptics Anthem. Check it out already.


So, that does it for music. Not much but I don’t listen to the radio anymore and am often surprised by what is popular in music these days. Let’s look at what I got on home video this past year.


MY DVDs of 2017
Patience is the greatest key to finding the DVD that you want. I am so happy that places like Disc Replay, Reckless Records, and Half Price Books exist, because I find that, if I am patient enough, I can find my favorite movies on DVD for a steal. That is how I got my vast library of movies.

Dunkirk: Christmas Gift – one of the Top Ten films I saw last year.

Seven Samurai: Half Price Books – Who doesn’t own this movie. I bought a first print DVD from the Criterion Collection because I thought I should have one.

Black Girl: 50% B&N Criterion Sale – Bought this sight-unseen. This is about a Senegalese woman who travels to France to work for a white coupe only to be trapped in a routine of maid service. I began watching it, and have not found time to finish it. It is show in a beautifully raw way, French New Wave, by Senegalese director Ousmane Sembène, whose is considered the greatest director of Senegal. I will find time to finish this one as it intrigues me so.

Le Samouraï (Blu Ray): 50% B&N Criterion Sale – One of my all-time favorite movies. The seminal tale of the lone hitman following his own code, done in such a style of cool that has influenced so many other filmmakers, most notably, John Woo with “The Killer” and indie darling Jim Jarmausch and “Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai”. I don’t even have a Blu-ray player yet felt compelled to own this once it came on market.

Tampopo: 50% B&N Criterion Sale – Another one I purchased sight-unseen. I read the back and heard so many good things about this. It is sooo good, “delicious”, if you will. It is edited like a meal with asides, side plots, and vignettes to the main course of two truckers helping Tampopo become a world-class ramen chef. Endearing, sexy, funny, and shot beautifully. Check this one out if you haven’t already.

Arrival: Sale purchase – One of the Top Ten Films of last year for me. Probably one of the finest examples of science fiction in film for a long time. When aliens arrive, they try to communicate with us and we react only as a limited species can, with threats and violence. A great plea for patience and empathy. A great film.

I Am Not Your Negro: Sale purchase – the best film I saw this year. See Top Ten List below.

Ixcanul: the best film I saw last year. A young Mayan woman tries to escape an arranged marriage and other troubles. The mother is the best character in the story. The best movie I saw last year. So good, that, that bears repeating.

The Wind Rises: Sale purchase – Hideo Miyazaki’s then final film about aviation engineer Jiro Horikoshi. Told subtly and beautifully about a man, who has has a lifelong love affair with flying and his journey to adulthood. There has been minor controversy about this as a lovingly told film about the man who designed the planes that would eventually be used as kamikaze during WWII insulted some.

Taken for what it is, I can understand that. But it should not let you overlook, that rather than a faceless menace behind the Japanese aeronautics industry, there were human being struggling with the morality of what they were doing, whom recognized the futility of war, and whose love of crafting sort of overwhelms it all. This is a beautiful film in any respect.

The Chimes at Midnight: 50% B&N Criterion Sale – I would gladly call this Welles’ Masterpiece had it not been for “The Trial”, “The Magnificent Amersons”, “Citizen Kane” or “F for Fake”. His amalgamation of five Shakespeare plays to tell the sorted and sad story of Falstaff is his best piece of cinema, to be sure. His acting here is also top notch, vastly overlooked. One of my new favorite purchases from Criterion.

Logan: Father’s Day Gift – This was a sweet, touching gift from my little girl. Bonnie says it reminds her of Char and I.

As you can see, I got less DVDs this last year. Thank goodness for sales, resell shops and a whole lot of patience. Let’s move on to movies on the big screen. But first a look back at what I was looking forward to last year:

LOOKING BACK: The Top Ten Films I WAS Looking Forward to in 2017

1. Dunkirk – Christopher Nolan: SEE TOP TEN LIST

2. John Wick: Chapter Two – Chad Stahelski, David Leitch: Meh. The more I think about, the more “Meh” it gets…

3. War for the Planet of the Apes – Matt Reeves: SEE TOP TEN LIST

4. The LEGO Batman Movie – Chris McKay: SEE “Other New Movies I Saw in 2017”

5. Logan – James Mangold: SEE TOP TEN LIST

6. I Am Not Your Negro – Raoul Peck : SEE TOP TEN LIST

7. Saving Banksy – Colin Day: I never did get to see this. Mainly because I realized, I don’t give a shit about Banksy.

The MAYBE’S OF 2017
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 – Enjoyed the first one. But, recapturing the flavor of a success is not success. They will need to really expand on the characters and story.

Thor: Ragnarok – SEE TOP TEN LIST

The Dark Tower – Did not see it

Murder on the Orient Express – SEE TOP TEN LIST

Wonder Woman – All right movie. Certainly not Oscar Worthy. There are better Women Empowerment movies out there that deserved a nomination before this comic book bore.


The “WHY BOTHER” of 2017
A short list of movies I will not bother to see, unless my little girl wants to see them, then, I will, because, I love her:

JUSTICE LEAGUE: I DIDN’T

GHOST IN THE SHELL: THIS TOO

STAR WARS EPISODE VII – Called “The Last Jedi”, I guess we all owed Carrie Fisher to go out and see this suddenly, right? I saw with my girl as she was also interested in the movie. Overall: It was bad; pandering to diversity does not make your film critique-proof. I mean, you already forgot you saw it, right? Looking forward to “Black Panther” now? The only thing I see on this movie is everyone desperately scrambling to defend it. Reminds me of Scientology.


HIDDEN GEMS (Maybe?) THAT I MISSED:
The Red Turtle – an animated gem that I so regret missing on the big screen

Raw – this is a cannibal film that Char was interested in. I wish we could have seen it.

Detroit – Heard lots of great things about this. Sorry to have missed it.

Colossal – I loved the premise but never got to see it on the big screen.

Ladybird – heard all the hype. It’s probably good. Can thousands and thousands of people be wrong? Constantly.

Molly’s Game – looked interesting

I, Tonya – Still a chance to see this one.

Loving Vincent – Love the technique they used but I missed this one.

Roman J Israel Esq. – I saw how it ended but the performance of Denzel Washington is the draw.

The Post – Which I still may see. Rewriting history as The Post often does.


TOP RE-SCREEN & SPECIAL EVENT SCREENINGS OF 2017
From the looks of it, I saw a lot of repeat screenings and special event screenings. Look out; there is a LOT of Orson Welles on this list. Besides being one of my favorite film directors, you have to admit, in his later years, there was a LOT of Orson Welles wherever he went! Ha!  Here is what I saw as a re-screening or special event this year:

North By Northwest
Rifftrax Live: Samurai Cop
The Godfather
Rifftrax Live: Summer Shorts Beach Party
Unforgiven
Rifftrax Live: The Five Doctors
Doctor Who: Twice Upon a Time


No reviews here, just a list. Some speak for themselves….


OTHER NEW MOVIES I SAW IN 2016:

Manchester by the Sea: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” Casey Affleck’s nonsense kind of ruins this otherwise very good film. I am always subjected to the opinions of dudes defending him, of how it’s all ruining his career. He’ll be fine. He can cry himself to sleep with his millions of dollars to dry his tears. Imagine being the women that have had to put up with his bullshit.

Arrival (2nd): See DVD’s above.

Split: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” Actually, I was spoiled when I heard that Bruce Willis reprises his “Unbreakable” role and was so looking forward to him helping the young woman out of captivity. It would have fell in line with where we left him at the end of that movie. But, it also kind of disappointed me that it was part of that “Cinematic Universe”. I know the crybabies are crying that Charles Xavier was not nominated, but who cares. It’s now all just become another comic book series…

John Wick: Chapter Two: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” – As stated before, the more I think about it, the more “Meh” it becomes.

The LEGO Batman Movie: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” It did, then, I saw “Coco”.

Kong: Skull Island: Stupid is as Stupid does. We are hard-working Caesars that deserve our bread and circuses.

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” It does what the standard sequel does, gives us more of the same. Shove in as much 80’s nostalgia as you can and you have a shitty blockbuster….

Alien: Covenant: Added nothing new to the “mythology” of Alien. The more layers peeled back, the shallower it becomes.

Wonder Woman: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” That disastrous fifth act with all the ‘splosions ruined what could have been a neat, concise origin film ala “Superman: The Movie”. As I said, there are much better Woman Empowerment movies out there.

Baby Driver: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” I didn’t care for this one is why. Kevin Spacey ruins it now. That shithead.

Spider-man: Homecoming: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” Meh. It was just Meh.

Atomic Blonde: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” It is a fun, enjoyable action movie that I recommend. Just not one of the best movies of 2017.

Wind River: A crock of shit. Don’t watch it.

Lucky Logan: Funny and enjoyable but nothing outstanding.

It: Not very scary and too dependent on nostalgia. Better than the TV miniseries. Yeah, I said that. Still the creepiest aspect about it is how it sexualized the young female lead. That quarry swim scene is fucking creepy.

Blade Runner 2049: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” I was never a fan of the first one. I enjoyed it as a set piece but it was not a favorite of mine. Here. It is just more of the same, you know = standard sequel.

The Foreigner: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” It did, then I saw “Coco”. This was sitting at Number Ten since I saw it. It is always good to see stars like Jackie Chan still busting ass to give his best. And this is easily the best Old Man/Serious Jackie films. Plus, Pierce Brosnon doing his best Fred MacMurray as a reformed IRS Terrorist is hysterical. Pretty much a variation of “The Limey”, a genre we need more of.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” I know it is nominated for Best Picture and all but the problems I have with it outweigh the one scene that is the heart of the film: The fact that the spousal abuser is forgiven and the racist redeemed outweighing a mother’s grief make this too problematic for me to recommend despite the great performances of MacDormand and Harrelson.

The Disaster Artist: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” Why celebrate mediocrity? Because we are in on the joke, is why.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” The Backlash to the criticisms to this movie reminds me of how Scientology goes after the people who speak out against it. Same tone. Really. What does not help “The Last Jedi” is the fact that “The Force Awakens” did absolutely nothing to make me care about the new characters of this new trilogy. I don’t care what happens to them.

The Shape of Water: I know what you’re asking, “How did this NOT make your Top Ten?” Pretty good. It was. It obviously does not need me to recommend it to get awards for heaven’s sake. To quote, well, me: “It was probably the best of his recent oeuvre. Check it out if you are into that sort of thing. What del Toro does well is he makes the world he created make sense, does body horror very well, and he makes being hit on by Michael Shannon creepier than sex with a fish man. That is talent.”


That takes care of all the new films that did not make the Top Ten. I hope hearing about them helps.

So, lets take a look at the year ahead as it just gets started:

Looking Forward to in 2018:
Proud Mary: Opened early in January but it has been doing smash-bang at the theater I work at. I hope to see it as soon as possible.

Black Panther: Ryan Coogler is breaking boundaries in a more direct way than ever has been before.

Early Man: Anything from Aardman Studios, the home of Wallace and Gromit, is always worth a look to me. Except “Chicken Run”. I have never seen “Chicken Run”. I don’t know why.

Ocean’s 8: I love this idea of an all women version of Ocean’s Eleven. The cast looks stellar and the trailer looks fun.

Incredibles 2: I am so against the idea of a sequel to “The Incredibles” but I may as well see it.

Scarface (Joel and Ethan Coen): I did not now this was even a thing. If they do with it what they did with their adaptation on “True Grit”, it is worth a peek. I have never seen the Depalma version. Not interested.

Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse: Saw the trailer and was immediately placed on my Looking Forward To List.

Creed 2: When they announced he casting of the Son of Drago? This shot up from a Maybe to a Looking Forward To…


“Maybe’s” of 2018
Annihilation – Natalie Portman trying to catch a ride on that “Arrival” gravy train…

A Wrinkle in Time – Oprah Winfrey nearly puts this off the list but director Ava DuVernay makes it worthwhile…

The New Mutants – Loving the horror direction they appear to be going in. Worry not, it will become a schlock superhero standard save the world thing by the end of it.

Avengers: Infinity War – After all of the build up, might as well take a look.

Ant-Man and Wasp – really liked the first one. Doubt they can capture the same magic. Might be the Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 of the Ant-men films = standard sequel = more of same.

Teen Titans Go! To the Movies – loved the humor show version of “Teen Titans Go”. I don’t know why people got their pants twisted when it went the humor route.

“Why Bother” of 2018
Solo – if you really stop to think about it; neither are any of the “stand alone” movies, stand alone, because they depend so heavily on referencing Star Wars 1977, nor are they necessary because Star Wars is about the Skywalkers, plain and simple. George Lucas stated that…

Deadpool 2 = Standard Sequel = More of the same = More “It’s almost like they can’t afford the rights” jokes which made the first one lame. I have a couple of ideas for these but fans want their references and nothing that really rattles the cages…

Xmen: Dark Phoenix – I hope they make something good of this but I am burnt out on the Young X-Man Adventures.

Aquaman – garbage like the rest of the DCEU and Aquaman was never cool.

Venom – One word, like the actual character: unnecessary.

Death Wish – white man wish fulfillment = gunning down black men.

The Predator – I think I am tired of Predator movies now. I don’t care who’s directing it. You just can’t top that first “GET TO DA CHOPPA” film.


So here we are at last:

EW3'S TOP 10 MOVIES of 2017
This time I will try to keep it to first-run, brand new movies, and not include re-screenings or special event screenings. I was surprised with how many really good, smaller, independent films that were out and no one was paying attention to at all.  So here we go with what I thought were the best movies of 2016. It does come down to my own personal taste:
 

10. MIFUNE: THE LAST SAMURAI, directed by Steven Okazaki  – Informative documentary mainly about the working relationship actor Toshiro Mifune had with Akira Kuraosawa. Mifune is considered the finest actor from Japan though his career has not reflected this in the eyes of his followers. This barely did anything to connect him to the Samurai Code or delve deep into his acting process. Still, it was informative of his works with Kurosawa. The audience I saw it with was more in awe of the title graphic “Narrated by Keanu Reeves” than anything else. It is a strong documentary nonetheless. Anything new with Mifune is bound to make my Top Ten.


9. GET OUT, directed by Jordan Peele: A great social experiment and expose of white fragility. Jordan Peele has exceeded expectations with his psychological thriller. This was scary, fun, funny at times, but the affect it had on its audiences is the true accomplishment. It had audiences cheering a black man killing a white family in their own home. This is one of the best movies I saw this year, and this has been pretty good so far, at least for my own movie-viewing experience. Jordan Peele is deft with story and direction, with a tale about a young African-American man, Chris, off to visit his Anglo girlfriend's family for the first time. What become a series of cringe-worthy interactions ratchets-up in tension as Chris slowly uncovers more sinister happenings and works to escape with his girlfriend.

Many folks have been unfairly labeling this a "horror" film, while it does have many horror film tropes, I would characterize it more as a social experiment. "Social experiment" said in my finest Joker impression. I think we need a Native version of this type of movie. While I am sure the horror-expert-wannabes will have everything to say about this, I found it fun, scary, entertaining, while providing uncomfortable social commentary not only within its narrative but upon the audience itself, which is a remarkable feat. Great job to Jordan Peele.


8. MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS directed by Kenneth Branagh: I am a Branagh Fan. Now, I am a fan of Kenneth Branagh as a director. He has tried his hand at almost every genre - Drama (Hamlet), Suspense (Dead Again), War (Henry V), Comedy (In the Bleak Midwinter), Horror (Maru Shelley's Frankenstein), Opera (The Magic Flute), and superhero (Thor). I appreciate the fellow. His "Henry V" showed me that you could Shakespearean drama exciting and romantic.

Here, he directs an adaptation of Agatha Christie's "Murder on the Orient Express", where, true to the director's ego, he plays the mustachioed Hercule Poirot, while on a lavish train trip on his way to easement and rest, finds himself in the middle of a murder that falls to him to solve.

It was not until this film in particular that I recognized a sort of Branagh Style, a certain charm he brings to the proceedings as a director, both in the performances he codes from his all-star cast but in the lighting, tone, and bits of humor. It feels all very Branagh. Which is fine. I want to see this again. If there is a weakness it must be the ending, while true to the book it is based on, the idea being that when you are a man possessed with perfection that you imperfection stands out to you so much so that you must solve the problem until the right and wrong of the world that any given crime upsets are put back in balance, that sometimes you just have to follow your heart.

That finicky-feel good positivity sort of wrecks his character. I dislike that reason and logic are often throw aside to make people feel better. That wrecks us as a whole. Then, as with every movie that wants to build a "Extended universe", with a callback to a "murder on the bloody Nile", he reverts back to being that un-graduated character.

Still, I enjoyed it despite this flaw as I am a Kenneth Branagh fan and can overlook this as it is not a filmmaking weakness, which we seem to praise nowadays, but an ingrained storytelling one. Best badass line: There are only two people who know the truth, only two - your god, and Hercule Poirot. Time to sole this case!"


7. WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, directed by Matt Reeves: Great Third Parts are Rare, Director Matt Reeves has done well with these last two films, showcasing the humanity of Caesar and his following against the brutality of humanity. At the center of this film, in the midst of the larger war, Caesar must come to terms with his own nature when his group suffers a devastating setback. Woody Harrelson is on-hand to be the antagonist of the story as Colonel McCullough, yet because the story is small and immediate, Harrelson's character is not used to its full potential. In fact, he is not as big a threat to Caesar's cadre as has been shown.

But what elevates the film is the core group of Caesar's tribe, Maurice, Rocket, and Luca, who struggle with Caesar in his downward spiral finding McCullough. Their struggles with intelligence is long past them, here, they begin to struggle with the morality that intelligence brings, very smart on the story writer's part. We are a long was from Caesar playing with James Franco. Andy Serkis is once again, so, so great as Caesar and the VFX for the ape character, so compelling, you forget they are all computer creations.
 
 
6. PIXAR’s COCO, directed by Adrain Unkrich and co-directed by Adrian Molina: Even though this is the first movie I saw in 2018, I will be revamping my Top Ten of 2017 because this was so good.

Miguel Rivera is a young boy who wishes to be a musician but in his family of shoemakers, who hates music, feels like he is the odd one out. He looks up to long-deceased music star Ernesto de le Cruz and when Miguel's family's ancestral ban on music, due to the family patriarch leaving his family behind to pursue music, leads Miguel being the outsider of the family. He believe de la Cruz to be his great, great grandfather and, being inspired, decided to make music his life. Unfortunately, when his family blocks his ambitions to play at the local talent contest on the Day of the Dead, Miguel takes matters into his own hands but end up on a quest to find de la Cruz in the land of the dead.

When Miguel steals de la Cruz' guitar, he is taken to the Land of the Dead where he meets Hector, a down-on-his-luck skeleton, who wants Miguel to return his photo to the Land of the Living, so he can be remembered. This is a visually stunning, highly emotional, fun, funny, and very entertaining. We enjoyed the humor the most. A lot of it reminded me of the reservation for some reason. The animation is great, the depth of field as Miguel runs through the streets at night were incredible. I really enjoyed the music as well.
 
 
5. MEKKO, directed by Sterlin Harjo: His Best Work Yet. I am including this for 2017 because this was the year I first saw it. "Mekko" is directed by Seminole director Sterlin Harjo. It is the story of a newly released prisoner as he navigates his way in the Native American homeless world of Tulsa, Oklahoma. There he must deal with not only the situation of being homeless but also the dangers of witchcraft that seems to be pervading the community he has become a part of. “Mekko” is possibly Harjo's best film to date, and this is already from such a strong filmography that includes "Barking Water" and "Four Sheets to the Wind". It is beautifully shot, beautifully acted masterpiece that can stand alongside any highly-praised Indie films. It is a wonder he has not been recognized sooner by the industry.

This film is intense and harrowing while being deeply humanistic and personal. It is easily one of the best films I saw in 2017 and why I placed it on this list.
 
 
4. THOR: RAGNAROK, directed by Taika Waititi: Again, great Third Parts are rare. Even more rare is when the third film is better than the first two. Marvel's latest addition to their long, long, looooong series of film is most likely their best one, if not, their most fun, and it is done with the most serious, if not, their most stodgy character. This is the Marvel brand through and through.

Thor must try to prevent Ragnarok, the prophesied death of Asgard. But arriving to complicate everything is Hela, the Goddess of Death. You simply must see this, the second best Marvel film for me, after "Logan". Taika Waititi bring his unique brand to the blockbuster mainstream and it seems to be a big hit, which can be seen as another step forward for indigenous filmmakers. Now, if they would only sign me to do a Batman movie. I'm waiting by the phone DC.
 
 
 3. LOGAN, directed by James Mangold: Great finale, ruined by the purchase of Fox by Disney… I was the Batman Guy in high school and a bit of a Math Nerd. One day a buddy of mine shows me his drawing of Wolverine stabbing Batman and all the gang laughs as if it were a put down. "Wolverine is more badass than Batman!" was the refrain. I had to agree. I, being the resident Comic Book Geek, had to tell them what was cool about Wolverine and that they could not fight because they belonged to different comic book companies. Yeah, I was that kind of KNow-It-All Shithead. (PS: Knowing about Pop Culture DOES NOT make you a "nerd".)

Wolverine is cool and a badass and I drew him in my notebooks as much as I did Batman. I used to draw a reservation version that wore a mullet and a Batman t-shirt. When the X-Men movies started I too was very much disappointed by the actor selected to play Wolverine. But he had won me over by the time "Days of Future Past" came around. It is indeed a somber affair, of a story about a man who has to learn to give a shit again about the world. Here, we find Logan, hiding out with sickened Professor X and Caliban in 2029's Mexico. All is revealed as a young girl is suddenly thrust into their lives looking for help. They hit the road on the run from the Reavers who seek to recapture her. Still, once I saw the X-24, it was a big, loud reminder that it is indeed a comic book movie. In fact, when the inevitable backlash happens with this film, the X-24 will be at the top of the grievances. For me, it only felt a tiny bit like the Silver Samurai all over again.

It has grown on my even more since I last saw it. Char and I gave it to one another as gifts. This movie has come to mean a lot to the both of us. It is the story of a father and daughter at its core that resonates most with me. I feel it is excellent in every way. I can even appreciate the X-24 being his true nature that he must conquer and that in the end, it is his daughter that does that for him. Great filmmaking.

This THE BEST X-MEN FILM TO DATE. It is what I want from my comic book movies in fact. This should be the baseline for all comic book movies, this and "The Dark Knight", which it has been compared to. Everything assembled here is great, acting, action, characters, scenarios, and cinematography. This is pop art elevated to high art. So, put on your pre-faded Wolvie tee-shirt, and your neck beard and go have a good bro-cry for the sixteenth time. 
 
 
 2. DUNKIRK, directed by Christopher Nolan: this is the other best movie of the year, after "I Am Not Your Negro", which edges this out based on historical significance. This is Christopher Nolan's take in the little-known Dunkirk Evacuation and it is a beautifully shot, extremely tense and suspenseful film. It is both heartbreaking and heart filling. Bravery in all its forms is on display. It is a tightly edited and overall amazing film with an incredible Hans Zimmer score that must be nominated. (I also love seeing the Nolan-haters become Dunkirk Historical Experts suddenly.) I will not describe the plot for you. I will just encourage you to see it. This is Nolan's best film after "The Dark Knight".  
 
 
1. I AM NOT YOUR NEGRO, directed Raoul Peck: This film will not make any Top Ten Lists for all the truth it contains. No one really wants to hear about the African-American experience from an African-American intellectual. They want it framed as a something else, digestible – gangs, or crime. This documentary uses only the words of author James Baldwin as he begins work on a new writing: a biography of the Civil Rights Movement explored through the lives of three differing perspectives, via the lives of his friends Medger Evers, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X. Sadly, he would never finish it. But what he uncovers echoes into our current era. The ending montage brings tears to my eyes. Sadly, this film will never make any Top Ten list for all the truth it contains…

So, tune in again next year to see if my opinions match yours or if yours are so much better in musical and movie tastes.

Until next year….



2018 Ernest M Whiteman III


Tuesday, January 10, 2017

"If You Must Blink, Do It Now" - The Best Of Stuff 2016

“If You Must Blink, Do It Now”
TOP TEN OF 2016

My Best of Stuffs Lists

By Ernest M Whiteman III

I’m going to be frank with you all. I have been out of work since April and running into all kinds of financial problems, so I could not go out and see a lot of movies and buy DVDs and books and music like I have in years past. But from that I have had to be more carful in what I selected in watching and buying. Plus, the public library is a great place to catch up on books.

So, here we are once again at the ending of another year, this time it is 2016. As with other years, we have been inundated with a plethora of media that demand our attention, our responses, and our opinions and actions, because these things are more important than creating a world we can all live in peaceably. Also, as in other years, I have compiled what I think are the bestest things of that all-attention-grabbing media and force you to listen to my opinions on them, like some drunken uncle at a holiday meal. But you are too polite to say anything for causing undue “drama” at a time when we are supposed to be nice to that stupid, stupid uncle.


BOOKS of 2016
This has been another good year for me, book-wise. I was able to read a lot more this year and I have had my mind and eyes opened through reading for the first time in a long time. Is that not the purpose of books to begin with? Unfortunately, due to all the added reading, I have read “Three Kingdoms” only once (!) last year. So, what did I think were the best things in books this past year? Please note that I will not include a list of brand new books, as I have not really gotten around to reading anything new. But without further ado:

Still Reading: “THE THREE BODY PROBLEM” Cixan Liu – About an alien invasion that takes place within an online multiplayer video game that asks participants to try and solve “the three body” problem. I am only halfway through as I started reading on other things and I bought a paperback so I can come back to it. I found it difficult to follow at first due to the nature of the sciences involved but I am enjoying it.

Still Reading: “GODLESS” Dan Baker – Lately, one of my personal heroes. About his de-conversion from an Evangelical minster to one of the nation’s leading atheist advocates. Just started this one.

Received as a gift: “The Inconvenient Indian” by Thomas King – Sorry, haven’t read it yet. Got it got participating on a panel at a conference at Northwestern’s “On Book, One Northwestern” event. I peaked at some of the chapter and most of it contains things I have been saying for years.


5. “IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF CRAZY HORSE” Joseph Marshall III (Library) I checked this out because it was released in the glut of Native YA books that came out after Alexie's "True Diary..." became a hit. I am one of those men that deifies Crazy Horse and do believe Joseph Marshall, a former CWC teacher of mine, wrote THE BEST biography of Crazy Horse and was interested in his foray into young adult novels.

This reads like a typical older person trying to sound like a young teen. But the advantage is that most reservation adults still talk like their young teen selves and not much changes out on a reservation. It is about a young light-skinned boy, who is bullied at school for being so, going on a journey with his grandfather as they retrace the life of Crazy Horse by going to all the important locations he was known to have been. Very touching in that the boy is not insouciant towards his grandpa, but is very loving and respectful toward him.

"Crazy Horse is the only Native man that Native men are allowed to be in love with." EW3

4. “The New Jim Crow” Michelle Alexander (Still Reading) – I am still reading this because after every page I read, I have to put it down in frustration.

3. “THE GUIN SAGA” Kaoru Kurimoto, (Library) Kaoru Kurimoto wrote 130 episodes such as this, this episode is comprised of five short novels, between 1979 and 2009 before her passing. From Wikipedia: "A record 100 volumes were originally planned, but the final total stands at 130 volumes and 22 side-story novels, with the last four volumes and the twenty-second side novel published posthumously. She was working on the 130th volume of Guin Saga up until May 23, 2009, after which point she became too ill to write."

The first five books detailing the "Marches Episode" introduces us to the warrior Guin, whom has the head of a leopard and body of a warrior god, the Twin Pearls of Parros, Rinda and Remus, and Istavan the Rogue, and tells of their adventures in the Rood Wood where evil spirit creatures dwell and in the Nospherus, the wide desert wastes that are home to all manner of beast looking to quench their thirst for blood. The Marches episodes tell of their journey into the wastes to escape the vast Mongual armies, led by a brave warrior princess General Amnelis, and how they must unite the primitive Sem and the mythical Lagon giants to repel them.

Though I have finished all five of the only publish books in the US, I cannot bring myself to take the book back to the library for fear of breaking the spell of what I just discovered within these pages. Here is the list of books:

Book One: The Leopard Headed Warrior
Book Two: The Warrior in the Wastelands
Book Three: The Battle of Nospherus
Book Four: A Prisoner of the Lagon
Book Five: The Marches King

Alas, only five books have been published in English so far. I have stated reading them again. They are written in a very easy, pulp style that I like, though it is a translation. It has shot up to the top of my favorite books list. I am so happy that this has not found a huge audience in the US, as the charm and tone of the tome will be trashed into the Game of Thrones TV Show nonsensical cash grab once it has.

2. “LADY SINGS THE BLUES” Billie Holiday (Library) It is a fascinating autobiography of Billie Holiday titled "Lady Sings the Blues", which is a simple recounting of her life. Just to read all that she went through in her life is stunning, compelling, and ultimately inspiring. She was a very strong woman in any sense and very tied to living life as she wanted.

I am aware that some exclusion, exaggeration and hyperbole arise when telling your own story but when you read this though, you see how she speaks in a way that allows you to read between the lines and you can make the connections for yourself to what she means. Compelling.

1. “Three Kingdoms” Luo Guanzhong, translated by Moss Roberts (Still Reading) – You must be so tired of this by now but I cannot tell you how much this book means to me. On its surface, it is a piece of romanticized historical fiction with a blend of warfare, magic, and politics, with the original text being so dense that many translations are packed into as many as four volumes with copious notations, and over 1000 individual characters that cross the story that tell the saga of the “Three Kingdoms” Era of China, when the country, wracked by constant warfare, falls into three warring kingdoms vying to unite the country. But deeper readings reveal so many personal, political, and storytelling lessons that I am constantly picking up the abridged translation and re-reading at every chance. The stories of valor resonate with me in trying to be complete human being. It opens the book on politics and shows you that even a friend could betray you in the right circumstances, that holding onto a status quo will only push you further towards a fall, and that personal integrity, while a nebulous thing, can be the only solid foundation for building a true life. Read it if you can.

Now, on to music:

MY MUSIC of 2016
I know a lot of you do not really care about my taste in music. You never will. You all like the grungy-punk-electro-rap so-I-can-mention-MIDI-in-my conversations tip that makes you cool. Well, I never subscribed to being “cool”, no one ever thought I was cool, and I really do not care to be cool. “Cool” is fleeting. Good music is subjective and if you cannot comprehend that, I cannot convince you what makes “good music”. I just know what I like and what appeals to me. I also know that that prior text was written for last year’s list but think of it instead as my sample, that I am looping here, cool?

Here is what I bought last year:

The Best of Nina Simone (CD): I finally bought some music from Nina Simone. I have always been curious about her from since my days in Wyoming mainly because she had a cool fucking name: Nina Simone. Then, my interested was further piqued when I watch the Bridget Fonda bomb of a remake “Point of No Return” when Nina’s music was featured. It was when I here “Another Spring” in a Starbucks maybe three years ago that I fell in love with her music. I remember that I once tried to see her live once at the Chicago Theater not long after I moved here. So, I should try and take in one of the greats. But alas, a mere two months before the show, it was sold out. It was the closest I got to seeing her play live. I was further intrigued when I saw the two documentaries “The Amazing Nina Simone” and “What Happened, Miss Simone?” that opened up her life, her artistic philosophy, which was much like mine, and the mental health issues she faced in silence. None of this however, diminishes her great voice and musical output. I had to own some of her music and when I found “The Best of Nina Simone”, I bought it. I look forward to acquiring more of her music in the coming years.

I did, also, rediscover my former Adobe Youth Voices co-worker’s music and really enjoy it. I push it every chance I get:

Samantha Spencer (SoundCloud): I have worked with Sam for a couple of years and have come to know her in her stances and performances. She would share her music from time to time, but after the job ended, I checked out a Song a Day project she shared and was entranced with the first song “Alarms” which is really good. Sam Spencer is a singer-songwriter who plays a ukulele and sings torch style in that modern twee throaty cadence but there is a heaviness and dark that pervades the spirit of the songs that give them heft and mood, which other modern singers lack. I have not stopped listening to her music since. Check out another song that has become my favorite of hers: By Hand.

This next artist came up in my YouTube Recommendations Feed and I clicked it out of curiosity and now, I am happy I did as I have become a huge fan of hers:

Hako Yamasaki (YouTube): I am surprised that Tarantino has not snapped up this artist yet for his movie soundtracks. When this singer popped up in my YouTube, I ignored it. But it kept popping up, so, out of curiosity, I listened to a song called “Wandering” and the jazzy, bluesy, 70’s R&B style caught me by surprise. I played it on a loop, then checked out the entire album and just fell in love with the voice and style. Then, I checked out a song called “Wandering” and this has become the song I will use in my own action film. It has also become my favorite song of hers.

Hako Yamasaki was a singer on the pop scene of 70’s Tokyo, though she never broke through to mainstream there. Her music today is still widely overlooked. I am just happy enough to know that she exists and that her music is there. I hope she does not get some huge revival like “The Sugarman” because like the Guin Saga, I want this all to myself.

Well, despite not getting many new albums, it has been a remarkable year for me, music-wise with quality and depth over quantity and popularity (though I still love my Billie Holiday albums). I admire more and more the talented musical women and what they work so hard to do.

So, that does it for music. Let’s look at what I got on home video this past year.


MY DVDs of 2016
Patience is the greatest key to finding the DVD that you want. I am so happy that places like Disc Replay, Reckless Records, and Half Price Books exist, because I find that, if I am patient enough, I can find my favorite movies on DVD for a steal. That is how I got my vast library of movies.

THE COMPLETE LADY SNOWBLOOD (CRITERION # 790 & 791) – The first DVD I purchased was under the annual B&N Criterion sale and a film series I have been curious about since learning about it in certain filmmaking circles.

DOCTOR WHO SERIES NINE – PART TWO – I am a late-comer to the Doctor Who Fandom. I am by no means what are called a “Whovian” but have had limited access to the new series. I watched one episode during the 2005 revival with Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor and loved the episode “The End of the World” and vowed to keep watching. But life got in the way and about a decade later finally got the first series and I still hold it as my favorite series of Doctor Who. Now, fandom is always based on likeability and I never cared for Matt Tennent or David Smith, or whoever, but was charmed by the 50th Anniversary episode “Day of the Doctor” and begin watching series Eight and Nine via YouTube reaction videos. Then, I came across PART ONE of Series Nine in Target on sale for cheap and got it on a whim. I am a fan of Capaldi’s Doctor and had to get PART TWO. Great overall series and it made me look forward to Series 10 and the new companion Bill.

THE ASSASSIN – My pick for Best Film of 2015. I had to get it and bought it full price. If you have not seen it, do so. I know it will move slowly for the pew-pew Manly Action Bros and the fight scenes will disappoint but to me, this is a great martial arts film. This and “The Grandmaster” try to dig in beneath the veneer of martial arts and elevates it to something way above somebody knocking out the latest popular MMA fighter.

HE NAMED ME MALALA – Saw the documentary in theaters. Despite having three of his film on home video now, I am not a fan of Davis Guggenhiem. But the story of Malala Yousafzai’s experience overcomes the white, upper-class, liberal agenda of the film. She is a compelling person overall and her story should be known all over.

THE BEST OF U2 (1990 – 2000) – Saw this for cheap and got it. Has some of their best songs from the 90’s “Achtung, Baby!” era to “All That You Can’t Leave Behind” which some call a return to the “classis U2” that I feel belittles U2 and its work to remain relevant. It is that nostalgia thing happening in movies now, being transferred to the music scene and U2, unfortunately, is getting the brunt of it. Anyways, I got this collection.

MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME – I decided to complete my collection with the most under-appreciated Mad Max film. I first saw this in the theaters and was very enthused by it. At the time, this movie influenced my fashion decisions moreso than “The Road Warrior”. It is a great story that transcends Max into a mythology.

THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (CRITERION # 70) _ This DVD is one I have been on the fence about for years. I enjoyed its themes and story and even read the novel on which it is based. But, after a while, it felt tedious to me in its depictions and direction. Yeah, I said that, about Scorsese too. But, I felt that having this was important to my own belief systems and filmmaking.

CREED – One of my Top Ten films of last year that I had to own to complete my Rocky Film collection. Plus, it is simply a great story and film.

OLIVER STONE’S THE UNTOLD HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES – Produced for Showtime and offers a great new perspective on US history. I recommend it wholeheartedly.

A TOUCH OF ZEN (CRITERION # 825) – The King Hu classic finally makes it to Criterion in a beautiful restoration. I do not have enough movies featuring a kickass woman lead. I was only recently made aware of the works of King Hu and discovered his “Come Drink with Me” a few years back and enjoyed that one. I was struck at his use of women leads. This one is no exception and at three hours plus, is considered his masterpiece. Watching it, I finally saw the influence he has had on many other films and filmmakers.

CLASSIC ALBUMS: U2 THE JOSHUA TREE – This documentary covers the making of the album “The Joshua Tree”. Saw this DVD for cheap and got it. With the 30th Anniversary Tour coming to Chicago in June, I find it is good to recall the making of this seminal album.

As you can see, I got less DVDs this last year. Thank goodness for sales, resell shops and a whole lot of patience. Let’s move on to movies on the big screen. But first a look back at what I was looking forward to last year:


LOOKING BACK: The Top Ten Films I WAS Looking Forward to in 2016

1. Kubo and the Two Strings (8.19): See List Below

2. Ghostbusters (7.15): My childhood remains intact. Maybe, because I grew the fuck up. Hmm? It was a great and funny showcase for the four leads but worse at when it tried to evoke nostalgia. It was just a remake and we really need to get the fuck over ourselves.

3. X-men: Apocalypse (5.27): I don’t get the hate for this one. It’s a comic book movie not a New Testament. It pulled strings together and wove new stories. I enjoyed it a lot.

4. I Saw the Light (3.25): Good movie that also almost made the Top Ten. I am a Hank Williams fan due to my dad being one. Tom Hiddleston did all right, stop complaining.

5. Shin Gojira (7.29 JP): MISSED! I am beating myself up over missing this one, but it has been a rough year from me financially and employment-wise. I have seen only the original Gojira on the big screen and love it for its drama and allegory, not for the kitsch of a man in a monster suit crushing model cities it has become and I hope this reboot is a throwback to that very serious and intelligent beginning.

6. Deadpool (2.12): Hated it.

7. The Magnificent Seven (9.23): Antoine Faqua directing Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke in a remake of “Seven Samurai”? Sounds intriguing. But it was boring. A revisonist western that does not work as well as it supposed to.

8. Untitled Bourne Movie (7.29): This was since re-titled “Jason Bourne”. I never saw it. Somehow, I do not feel like I missed anything…

9. Doctor Strange (11.4): Passable, will serve as a bridge to get the Guardians of the Galaxy together with the Avengers….

10. Hail, Caesar! (2.5): Not a Good Coen Brothers Film. Skip it.

Wow, only ONE of my Most Anticipated Films of 2015 made the cut!


The “Maybes” of 2016:

Jane Got a Gun (1.29): A Natalie Portman produced and starring western? Maybe. I rented this on DVD and only got past the first act before Bonnie and I got bored with it. Too bad.

Knight of Cups (3.4): The latest Terrence Malick Joint, starring Christian Bale. I just lost interest in it after trudging through his Ben Affleck movie.

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Whatever (3.25): Ugh. I just avoided this. When it is writ that Ben Affleck is the best thing about your movie, sorry, your movie sucks.

Captain America: Civil War (5.6): This almost made my Top Ten. But I am kind of burning out on the blockbuster.

Snowden (5.13): This came and went so quick. Almost as if someone were trying to hide something…

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12.16): Yet, another Star Wars story? Telling a story we did not need, simply to show fanboys shit they have seen before. Don’t waste your time. Yeah, diversity in roles, I get it. I am a Northern Arapaho and a filmmaker, but don’t rewrap old packages with different colored paper to make us forget how shallow the box is….

THE “WHY BOTHER” OF 2016:
Meaning, why bother seeing these at all? I probably will because I love my little girl who will want to see them:

ID: Resurgence (6.24) – When Char decided she had enough callback nostalgia films, this movie was the turning point. I avoided it with her.

Star Trek Beyond (7.22) – Actually, kind of enjoyed this one. Maybe because it was not a JJ Abrams Joint.

Suicide Squad (8.5) _ I avoided this one as well. The DCEU Sucks Ass. Seriously, get some standards people….

HIDDEN GEMS THAT I MISSED:
Hunt for the Wilderpeople – I have become a fan of Taika Waititi thanks to “What We Do in the Shadows” and am kind of looking forward to his THOR 3. I heard this story about a young boy and his foster parent evading police was great and funny.

Captain Fantastic – This looked intriguing. Sorry to have missed it.

Shin Gojira – I am still beating myself up over this one. I guess I will have to see it on home video. Rats! Nothing beats seeing a Gojira movie on the big screen.

Miss Hokusai – I missed this at the Siskel Center. I may still get a chance to see it. It is a small drama about the daughter of the artist who painted the famous “Kanagawa Wave”. I find that I am more drawn to the human drama pieces of Anime or Asian animated films. As much as I liked Mayazaki’s “Spirited Away”, I found myself rewatching his “The Wind Rises” and films like “Only Yesterday” from Studio Ghibli. Even, “Ghost in the Shell” is a humanist drama more than a fantasy action film. Anyways, I hope to see this in the new year.

Birth of a Nation – The controversy surrounding the past of this film’s director made this fly under the radar and made audiences avoid it, which is what some people wanted, I guess. I will search for it on home video.

TOP RE-SCREEN & SPECIAL EVENT SCREENINGS OF 2016
From the looks of it, I saw a lot of repeat screenings and special event screenings. Look out; there is a LOT of Orson Welles on this list. Besides being one of my favorite film directors, you have to admit, in his later years, there was a LOT of Orson Welles wherever he went! Ha!  Here is what I saw as a re-screening or special event this year:

8. HAMLET (1996): Branagh’s magnum opus of the full-text play and the primary inspiration for my own full-text version.

7. BLADE RUNNER: Seeing this on the big screen for the first time ever revealed many small things – from the use of matte paintings (to the film’s detriment) to the child-like behavior of the Nexus 6 replicants.

6. BLAZING SADDLES: I do not think a movie like this can be made today – not because of PC (whatever that means) culture but because no one understands satire anymore.

5. GHOSTBUSTERS (1984): The original classic, viewed in 70mm. My childhood remains intact.

4. RIFFTRAX LIVE: MOTHRA: Seeing the gang riff the kaiju classic.

3. RIFFTRAX LIVE: TIME CHASERS: They re-riffed this film from their MST3K days and it was great.

2. THE CHIMES AT MIDNIGHT: Welles’ best film, well, one of them. I am so happy Criterion has released this one. I recently checked out Welles’ “The Immortal Story” and have to conclude that Welles’ latter work did not diminish his talent. This is one of the best Shakespeare adaptations I have seen on screen. Welles is true master.

1. RIFFTRAX LIVE: MST3K REUNION! (Saw twice!): This was a great event and funny as hell. We saw it twice in the theater and now we own the DVD.


OTHER NEW MOVIES I SAW IN 2016:

THE REVENTANT: 2015 holdover… the film that Dicaprio finally won an Oscar for…

SPOTLIGHT (2015 Rescreen): One of my Top 15 Films last year. This is such a great film that covers such an important period of contemporary history. I recommend that everyone see this film.

WHERE TO INVADE NEXT: Almost made this year’s Top 10, but there were better films out there. A rare ray of optimism before the whatever comes next for this country….

MAD MAX FURY ROAD (2015 Rescreen): Best Film of 2015. The “No Mel, No Max” Bro-skies need to grow up.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT: Funny film about a journalist’s adrenaline addiction, starring Tina Fey.

RACE: Pretty vanilla retelling of the Jessie Owens story. Skip it. Try “Birth of a Nation” or “Straight Outta Compton” first.

ZOOTOPIA: Barley missed the top ten. I guess I could have made a Top 16 of 2016 but didn’t feel like expanding the list that far.

MIDNIGHT SPECIAL: Same, just missed the top ten. A pretty neat sci-fi story that collapses with the big reveal.

FINDING DORY: Another unneeded PIXAR Sequel, though Charlotte loves it for its “The Wire” reunion…

HELL OR HIGH WATER:  Meh, a lot of people liked it. I did not. So there. I appear to be the only one on the whole Andromeda Galaxy that did not…

That takes care of all the new films that did not make the Top Ten. I hope hearing about them helps.

So here we are at last:


EW3'S TOP 10 MOVIES of 2016

This time I will try to keep it to first-run, brand new movies, and not include re-screenings or special event screenings. I was surprised with how many really good, smaller, independent films that were out and no one was paying attention to at all.  So here we go with what I thought were the best movies of 2016. It does come down to my own personal taste:

10. ELVIS & NIXON (DVD): Director, Liza Johnson – I saw this on DVD and really enjoyed it. Michael Shannon is especially great as Elvis Presley in this highly stylized and partially fictionalized account of the historic meeting between Elvis and President Richard Nixon. Kevin Spacey is on hand to do a prolonged Nixon impersonation and the wacky high jinks ensue as they learn to navigate each other’s personalities to get what they want. For Elvis, it is a federal badge. For Nixon, it is legitimacy with youth. What I loved most is that in the middle of all these shenanigans, both actors really humanize their respective roles. You can see the out-of-touch desperation of Nixon, and the little-boy-lost of Elvis which only these two specific actors could bring out. It is a great, fun, funny, and for me, touching film.


9. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE: Director, Wim Wenders – This is a small, dry drama about a writer who accidentally kills a child and how this impacts his life, the life of the mother and brother, who survived the accident. When the writer’s career takes off years later, the brother re-enters his life with an obsession. This story is slow but beautifully constructed, shot beautifully, and well acted by Charlotte Rampling, Rachel Evans, and James Franco, in a subdued performance. Originally shot in 3D, the cinematography is wide, subtle, and framed intelligently. Another Wenders’ film that will go into his already honored oeuvre.


8. THE 13th (Netflix): Director, Ava DuVerney – This is a very important documentary that explores the usage of the loophole in the 13th Amendment, where slavery is abolished except in cases of imprisonment. This makes the very strong case of the Prison Industrial Complex using this loophole to devastating effect on African-American communities to raise profits with cheap labor. It is on Netflix, so check it out if you can.


7. 70 ACRES IN CHICAGO: CABRINI GREEN: Director, Ronit Bezalel – This is another important documentary about the impact of gentrification on the near north neighborhood of Cabrini Green and how it, once again, impacted the African-American community that lived there. To see the tactics it took to move a whole neighborhood of people out of their long-time homes is crazy and to see the affect of gentrification on the community people themselves is surprising. To keep up with this project, visit the producers’ website. {{LINK: http://70acresinchicago.com/}}


6. PHANTOM BOY: Directors, Jean-Loup Felicioli and Alain Gagnol – This animated feature by French filmmaker Alain Gagnol is about a cancer stricken boy who has developed the superpower to leave his body, and when he meets an disabled Policeman, must use his gift to help him stop the machinations of a villain holding the city of New York to hostage. It is drawn is a great, bright style. I saw this as part of the Chicago Children’s International Film Festival but saw it again recently on home video. What I love best, is how the boy is not disabled by his illness, he is empowered. It is a great little film that I hope gains more exposure.


5. GREEN ROOM: Director, Jeremy Saulnier (Blue Ruin) – This one flew under a lot of people’s radar. Saulnier, who directed another of my best films a couple of year’s ago, “Blue Ruin”. Saulnier is great a constructing small, compact stories, with interesting characters, in very tightly constructed worlds. Here a punk band on a dwindling tour finds itself stuck in the green room of a Neo Nazi bar after witnessing a murder and must find a way to escape. Anton Yelchin, in one of his last roles is great as the bandleader, a burnt out, dispassionate young man, who finds himself in a battle of life and death. His band is a surprise as they reveal hidden talents and determination, as they all must pull together to survive. The real revelation is Patrick Stewart as the lead Neo Nazi and owner of the bar who must deal with the situation in a wry, world weary, and comic performance that had me fearing, loathing, and laughing. It is truly a great performance. Check it out on home video if you can.

THIRD SPOT TIE:
3. MOONLIGHT: Director, Barry Jenkins – “Moonlight” was a film I had heard little about but my little girl wanted to see it and I was interested enough to se it too. It is one of the best films on the African-American experience that I have seen in a long time. It follows the story of a young boy’s journey into adulthood. It is his search for his identity that drives the actions and makes the story compelling. Three actors all play the young boy at various ages into adulthood. It covers identity in various ways, either as an African-American, a homosexual, gang culture, or the forgotten communities of Cubans. It is beautifully shot, acted, and crafted. I recommend it at the highest. Go out and see it.


3. ARRIVAL: Director, Denis Villeneuve – This is probably the best science fiction film I have seen in quite a long time. What I think I love most about this is that Google labels this as "Mystery Science", which as any of you know, the significance of that term to me. As Google describes it: "Linguistics professor Louise Banks (Amy Adams) leads an elite team of investigators when gigantic spaceships touch down in 12 locations around the world. As nations teeter on the verge of global war, Banks and her crew must race against time to find a way to communicate with the extraterrestrial visitors. Hoping to unravel the mystery, she takes a chance that could threaten her life and quite possibly all of mankind."

Denis Villeneuve has done a couple of films I never cared about "Prisoners" and "Sicario", both I found overwrought in a lot of ways, cleverness for the sake of cleverness. Here, he pulls back and goes for a more subdued tone and story. As you read above, it is a fairly standard "sci-fi plot" but for the acting, the cinematography, the editing structure is great, and elevates it above his previous works; for me, at least. It feels like a Terrence Malick/Christopher Nolan hybrid in Malick's cinematography and voiceover, and how Nolan's best films should be edited, and done in the structure of both filmmakers.

There is not a wasted performance in this, the stakes are high, and the way humanity reacts to the arrival is very realistic, and the resolution is very surprising and has much to say about the need for empathy. I do not want to spoil what the resolution is and how it settles the whole plot as I think it was very unexpected and very fitting within the context of the story.


2. KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS: Director, Travis Knight – I love stories about storytelling. I recently re-watched this with Bonnie and was very moved by many aspects of the story and characters, even when knowing the twists and outcomes. Laika Animation is fast becoming the place for epic stop-motion movies. This is a story of a young storyteller that uses magic to treat villagers to tales of heroism. But this is a great exploration of the fabled Hero’s Journey as Kubo is the very thing that must be discovered and he journey to find three magical pieces of armor to help protect him from his grandfather the Moon King and his two sinister Aunts. It is a journey of revelations and high adventure and great animations. It borrows heavily from Japanese samurai culture but is more a loving homage to martial arts films. From the time I saw this in theaters, it was at my Number One spot of 2016 for a long time. Then, I saw…


1. IXCANUL: Director, Jayro Bustamante – I went and saw this at the Gene Siskel Film Center just as it was closing out a limited run, but I know I had to see it before the year ended and was a good thing I did. It is probably the Best Film I have seen this year. I scraped up my pennies and ventured out to see this Mayan Guatemalan/French production of Jayro Bustamante's film. It was well worth the time and money. Beautifully shot, beautifully acted, and beautifully executed, this film tells the story of a young Kaqchikel woman, Maria, on the verge of an arranged marriage, whom does her best to avoid it. The story is simple but the choices she makes and their outcomes are complex and reflective of the culture she lives and the station the women in the community.

Both lead actresses are the best I have seen in any film. María Mercedes Coroy is great as the young Maria trying her best to satisfy her parents while struggling with her own needs. María Telón is spectacular as her mother, who while shocked at her daughter's actions, gives nothing but support for her survival. The mother became my favorite character of the story. I teared up many times watching this film.

It is a great film about contemporary Indigenous peoples and communities. Guatemalan director Bustamante directs with an assurance and keen focus on the characters without drowning it in anthropological cultural information that have wrecked other Native films by having to explain every little detail, mostly through voiceovers, as if attending the film were supposed to enlighten rather that tell the stories of Native people from their gaze. So wit; what I disliked about going to see it was the idea of a white person, a man, giving a lecture on Indigeneity and feminism. I found it distasteful.

The film returns to the Siskel Film Center on January 8. I recommend you go and see it. I probably will.

Seriously, with out a doubt, the BEST FILM OF 2016… that I saw.


Well, all 38 movies I saw last year are accounted for. Honestly, I think I have e very good list this year. I just did not care to see such things as “The Lobster” or “La La Land”, “The Nice Guys” and “Everybody Wants Some”, but I also avoided the DCEU Movies as well. I guess I did all right. So, lets take a look at the year ahead as it just gets started….


Looking Forward to in 2017:

Since we got through all that, let's take a look at what I am looking forward to this year. Now, if I have learned anything doing these lists it is that the best films are not the huge blockbusters that I was looking forward to last year. I think that is a lesson I should continually be shown again and again. Meaning, that I will probably have movies not listed here on my Best of 2017 List next year as the small and independent films barely get cover in media or even listed on Wikipedia. So, based on research and trailers, here are the films I am looking forward to in 2017:

1. Dunkirk – Christopher Nolan: This tells the little known story of the evacuation of Dunkirk. I am interested in how Nolan will tackle a war film. There was news that he wanted to crash a vintage plane, but I think he was dissuaded from doing so. The cast alone, including Kenneth Branagh, Tom Hardy, and Mark Rylance, makes this my most anticipated film. JULY 21


2. John Wick: Chapter Two – Chad Stahelski, David Leitch: The first part was such a sleeper due to being a very well put-together action film with Keanu Reeves taking on what I am sure to be an iconic role. This film expands on the world of the Assassin’s World as John Wick appears to take on the higher echelons of power. The trailer looks great and most fans are excited to see a “Matrix” reunion with Reeves and Laurence Fishburne are onscreen together once again. FEBRUARY 10.


3. War for the Planet of the Apes – Matt Reeves: This series has been a surprise hit both with audiences and critics, with a retelling of the 70’s series with a modern spin addressing multiple themes with each film. “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” was such a step up from the very great first film “Rise of the Planet of the Apes”. This is looking to be yet another step up as the themes of warfare and humanity are explored. JULY 14


4. The LEGO Batman Movie – Chris McKay: This is a spin-off of the well-received “The LEGO Movie” that was a hit a couple of years ago. Although I personally did not care for it too much, I did enjoy the portrayal of LEGO Batman, voiced by Wil Arnett. It seems that they are imposing Arnett’s comedic personality onto Batman and I hope the result is fun and funny. I am a fan of Arnett’s but I know a little of his persona goes a long ways. Still, this in the ONLY Batman movie I care to see currently. FEBRUARY 10


5. Logan – James Mangold: This is the third of a Wolverine trilogy of film and the supposed FINAL portrayal of the character by Hugh Jackman, who was made a huge star in the role. The trailer looks spare and bleak, and the cinematography reflects this. The use of Johnny Cash’s cover of Nine Inch Nail’s “Hurt” in the trailer has helped sell a lot of people, including myself, on this film. The trailer alone moved this movie up from the “Maybe’s List”. My only worry is, that I have been burned before by “The Wolverine”, where I was expecting a grand ninja battle, but was given a lame third act instead. We will see. I only have to watch the trailer again and my enthusiasm returns. MARCH 3


6. I Am Not Your Negro – Raoul Peck : This is about the intellectual James Baldwin and the exploration on the need for whites to have a “negro” in society and how that affects the vast populations of African-Americans in America. The treatment of African-Americans is a social justice topic that I have had my own eyes opened to in recent years. FEBRUARY 3


7. Saving Banksy – Colin Day: This film explores the connection between commerce and art, a subject I am very interested in, in regards to Native American art. Though I do not care for Banksy, I am interested at how much collectors and experts continually lock artists and their creations into a structure of capitalism. I will definitely see this one, either in the theater or on home video. JANUARY 13


The MAYBE’S OF 2016
Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 – Enjoyed the first one. But, recapturing the flavor of a success is not success. They will need to really expand on the characters and story.

Thor: Ragnarok – I have not been blown away by any of the Thor Movies I saw, despite Kenneth Branagh’s directorship on the first one. (I only saw the first one) This one has Taiki Waititi and he deserves a chance like this . He has also put together some good comedies…. So, should I worry? Is Marvel taking their “Fun Tone” a bit too serious?

The Dark Tower – I want to see this though I have no interest in the book series. I found them dull. Movies now are hinging on nostalgia and folks want to see a young Clint Eastwood rather than Edris Ilba, so, I don’t think this will be as successful as it should be. Because, fanboys are fucking crybabies… I think they will pull a “Ghostbusters” on it.

Murder on the Orient Express – a Kenneth Branagh Joint, remaking a classic… movie? I do not remember the first versions of this story. We’ll see. Maybe.

Wonder Woman – Patty Jenkins directing the big DC Comics property featuring an Amazon Princess? Woefully, miscast in my opinion but I hope it is good. DCEU needs something good to succeed rather than relying heavily on the nostalgic connections of fans to their IP’s… You just know they will want some reference to the Wonder Woman TV series….


The “WHY BOTHER” of 2017
A short list of movies I will not bother to see, unless my little girl wants to see them, then, I will, because, I love her:

JUSTICE LEAGUE: Well, everything about setting up the whole DC Expanded Universe Movies has been bobbled from the start. “Man of Steel” with all its weaknesses did provide a great starting point for growth that they just never followed up on. These films are messes that no one wants to admit to because it is enough to just see their fave superheroes doing things. Which is stupid.

GHOST IN THE SHELL: Nothing will ever reach the acting and philosophical heights of the original 1994 anime film. The new film will be nothing but a nostalgic, callback to specific shots movie that seems more influenced by “Akira” than “Ghost in the Shell”.

STAR WARS EPISODE VII – I guess we all owe Carrie Fisher to go out and see this suddenly, right?


Well, that will do it for this year, or, for last year. Yeah, yeah, Blade Runner 2049, as long as they show skyhoppers and replicants, and glowing pupils, have shoot-outs, and have shallow discussions about existence, you’ll be cool with it. I don’t care. No interest in anything else that you feel I missed. If it is not on this list in any form, I don’t care about it. Really.

I know, I know, a lot to wade through just to get a stupid opinion and read the Riot Act about taste. But, that is why you read this every year. People want their opinions repeated back at them to be validated, or they want an opposing opinion to shoot down, all for ego’s sake. But the list keeps me writing and it helps me sort my own opinions about what is essentially useless stuff and opinions that we give meaning to.

So, tune in again next year to see if my opinions match yours or if yours are so much better in musical and movie tastes.

Until next year….

2016 Ernest M Whiteman III