People,
they love blood.
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The
Top Ten (More or Less) Best of Stuff Lists
By
Ernest M Whiteman III
The allotted span of three hundred and sixty-five days
entitled "2014" has passed. As we started working through the next
allotted portion, I take a look back at what I think were the best things of
the year, because that is way much more important than say, world peace, what
the best movies were. Very important.
But, as I usually do, I hold that for last as I plunge
into more than simple movies. I typically include books and music. So, here
they are, loosely defined as the "Best of 2014" for your reading
pleasure and my ego's satisfaction:
BOOKS
of 2014
I have not bought many books this last year as in
previous years, nor did I check uch out from the library. I could not find any
new books that intrigued me enough to read or buy new books. Son, once again
the top spot goes to the Moss Roberts translation of “Three Kingdoms” which I
read four times last year:
5. The Three
Kingdoms (Tuttle Publishing) - This is a brand new translation by Tuttle
Publishing, which is famous for bringing Eastern, primarily Asian, texts to the
West. This is a new, high-gloss print that once I saw in the B&N, I knew I
had to pick up and own. I am always on the lookout for new translations of
"Three Kingdoms" so I was pretty pleased to see this. But the first
strike against it came when I read the description on the back:
"…a guide to
success in life and business…” Why is it that anglo-Western audiences
always have to turn Eastern philosophies into horse shit about “business”?
Strike two also comes from the description:
"…will
appeal to modern readers who find the twists and turns of ‘Game of Thrones’ so compelling." Believe me, the
story of the Three Kingdoms, owes nothing to the TV series Game of Thrones. Then I began reading it.
I am sorry to say that the story has been subtly
westernized, which is shitty. They call "Heaven" or "The
Heavens", which typically means the sky, stars, and weather, sometimes,
providence, God. Yes. Then, they call Buddhists monks or Confucian Mystics,
Saints. I get it. China and Asia in general have a growing Christian
population, but you don't re-write your histories, (Yes, these are based on
historical events) to suit modern tastes. I guess these were re-translated to
appeal to western audiences. So, I am slogging through less detailed text than
I am used to with the Roberts' translations, even the footnotes are paltry as
if they did not want to engage the reader's brain and actually try to make it
like "Game of Thrones", which is stupid as "Three Kingdoms"
is ten times better than that series.
I typically breeze through 2 -3 chapters while reading
the other translations in my free time. But I have found myself just barely
making three pages at a time with this one. I still love the story and
characters but this has been a tough read from the beginning. Still, I would
recommend this as an ease-in to the longer, unabridged editions, read this
before you read the #2 pick on this list.
4. Deathmatch
v.1-3 (BOOM! Press) A long-finished miniseries about kidnapped superheroes who
must fight their archenemies and each other in order to save the universe in a
series of death matches. The catch is they do not know why they are doing it
until they enter the fighting arena and then their memories are erased
afterwards. This is a good miniseries with a lot of intrigue and mythologies.
Very good. I recommend.
3. Ms. Marvel
#1-8 (Marvel Comics) As soon as I read that Marvel was making Ms. Marvel a
Muslim teenager, I knew I had to start reading this. It is bad enough that many
typically portray people of Islam badly and I thought it was pretty brave for
Marvel to switch many of their main characters to people of color, i.e.:
Ultimate Spider-man became a African-Mexican teenager and Captain America
became an African-American man, and hell, even Thor became a woman, much to the
chagrin of their audiences. I never cared about who Ms. Marvel was or how she fit
into the overall Marvel Universe, but the title is fun, funny, adventurous, and
comes from a point of view not regularly seen in comics and from which it draws
its humor and adventure from: being a teenaged girl. Kudos Marvel, you got me
buying comic books again. The trade paperback of the first six issues is out
now. Get it. The two-part Wolverine appearance is awesome!
2. Three
Kingdoms - Moss Roberts, Single Volume Abridged UC Press Edition
1. Three
Kingdoms - Moss Roberts, Four-volume, FLP Edition
No surprises here. What can I say about these books
that I am in continual reading of that I have not writ before? I still not have
found a book or book series that draws my attention away from “Three Kingdoms”.
Even while reading “A Song of Ice and Fire”, I was still reading “Three
Kingdoms” on the side.
On to music:
MY
MUSIC of 2014
I know a lot of you do not really care about my taste
in music. You never will. You all like the grungy-punk-electro-rap
so-I-can-mention-MIDI-in-my conversations tip that makes you cool. Well, I
never subscribed to being “cool”, no one ever thought I was cool, and I really
do not care to be cool. “Cool” is fleeting. Good music is subjective and if you
cannot comprehend that, I cannot convince you what makes “good music”. I just
know what I like and what appeals to me. This list reflects what appealed to me
but probably would not be “good music” to you:
5. The National
- The Boxer
Now, in the long absence of U2 on the music scene, my
friend Dave introduced me to an up-and-coming band called The National. I was
skeptical at first, until I heard this track from them. Then, I was firmly on
board. “The Boxer” is their third album and the first one I could find in the
library to check out and listen to. “Fake Empire” is a masterful song about
self-illusion. The album is full of great tunes overall and the lead singer is
a baritone instead of a tenor which makes the music that much more interesting.
This is a very good album.
4. REM -
Collapse into Now
It had been a while since I tuned into anything REM had
been doing, since “Monster” at least. When I first heard “Oh My Heart” on the
p.a. at the coffee shop in 2012, I immediately looked it up and found that it
was on their at-the-time, next album “Collapse into Now” which I promised myself
to check out. Later, listening to tracks via the Internet, I was pleased that
it had a fresh, yet-familiar sound to it. Then, I read this would be their last
album. I have been a REM fan since I was in high school. They were the other
band I enjoyed outside of U2 and the BoDeans. Hearing about their end was
saddening but I understood their stance on it.
“Collapse into Now” was a recent purchase, an ever
pushed-back promise to get, ever since I heard it in that coffee shop that
time. Once I got it put it on and was happy with the result. Strong songs from
beginning to end in that familiar REM jang and tumble, with that outstanding
single “Oh My Heart” being, coincidentally, the heart to this, their final
release. I know that I will be enjoying it years from now, much like I do,
“Document”, “Green”, “Out of Time” and “Automatic for the People”. “Collapse
into Now” is what final records should be and are not.
3. The National
- Trouble will Find Me
2. The National
- High Violet
So, after listening to “The Boxer” straight on for a
month, (Thank you for the new 15 online renewal system at CPL) I immediately
sought out their latest stuff. Low and behold, B&N held a Buy 2, Get 1 Free
sale and so I grabbed “Trouble will Find Me”, “High Violet” and “The Boxer” in
one trip.
While I admit this output is more radio-friendly than
their early work, I have not heard them too much on the radio to make that
determination that their early works are any better. Still, these are strong
albums with a rich, complex and different sound than the usual radio fare. Most
people I talk to about them call them “Depression Music”, but this means they
are not listening to the lyrics or hearing the messages beneath.
I really enjoy both albums but prefer “High Violet”
over “Trouble will Find Me”. But the tune “I Should Live in Salt” has become
one of my favorite all-time songs for the message it bears and how it connects
me to my family back home on the reservation.
“High Violet” is filled with so many good tracks, but
the two that shine the most for me are “Runaway” and “England”, two
in-the-car-alone-sing-along songs that pack musical and emotional wallops for
me. If you have to or want to check out only one “The National” album, if
recommend “High Violet.”
1. U2 - Songs of
Innocence
For me, U2 is always as good as their latest album.
Much like the James Bond Series, who ever is the current Bond is the favorite.
I have enjoyed every single one of there albums. It has been about five years
since their last album, the much-ignored “No Line on the Horizon” was released
and in the meantime, U2 has slipped beneath the radar of relevance. So much so,
that when they released “Songs of Innocence” for free on iTunes, my niece
downloaded it and thought they were an “Old School” Styled NEW band! (“They use
drums and guitars!”) Because of this, “Songs of Innocence” has had an uphill
struggle to gain an audience. This is probably the first time, since their
inception that U2 has been in this situation. I find “Songs of Innocence” to be
a really great album. Placed side-by-side with their other works, this stands
out.
The album starts strong with “The Miracle (of Joey
Ramone)” a loud, shouty crowd-rouser of an opener that I can easily see as the
opening of their recently announced tour. It is a tribute to a moment in time
when the singer first heard The Ramones. There are many strong tracks on this
one; “Every Breaking Wave” of which this studio version sounds better than the
rough sketch they played on their last tour, “Iris” a song about Bono’s mother.
This album is full of songs about ‘first times’, like falling in love or
hearing a noise. But I also like the rockers like “Raised by Wolves” and
“Volcano” which gives their rhythm section a chance to shine. “Cedarwood Road”
is another rocker about the street Bono grew up on. My favorite off the whole
album is “A Song for Someone” which is sweet and tender and aching. This is a
good album.
I have been a fan since I first heard their “War”
album. My brother Allen introduced them to me via “The Unforgettable Fire” of
which he had the LP. Then a couple of missionaries showed up at the school and
played “Sunday Bloody Sunday” and “40” to a group of Indian kids. I was the
only one in the class who had heard of them. When “The Joshua Tree’ came out I
practically stole Allen’s copy and geeked out over them. In high school, I
wanted to be the Edge. I even loved “Rattle and Hum” which all fans tend to
overlook now. I saw the movie, loved it and because of them and that movie, I
decided to be a filmmaker. (A short story but long explanation.) Of course,
they will never sound like they did during “The Joshua Tree” Era, nor should
they. They have earned that right to try to make music that they are proud of
and not what an audience wants. Which is also why I respect them. They stick to
their principles in music if nothing else.
I always found it strange, that as good a band U2 is,
their personal and business shenanigans notwithstanding, fans always seem to be
stuck on how they do not sound like U2 anymore and make constant referrals to
their “early work”, as if that was when the band was most creative. That is
because we cannot admit that we are aging and that our f*cking-A awesome
musical tastes are themselves slipping into the sea of irrelevance and make no
impact to the earbud wearers of today. Which is why we crank on about: “In my
day, we listened to REAL music! That phony, East-Europey, techno-hip-hop,
sample-laden, Skrillex horseshit that I listened to when my age was what was
being sold to the most, was REAL, it was real music. Made by pushing a button
that played a sample of someone else’s beats and chords, but I rearranged them
into something that is ART!”
“Songs of Innocence” is a great album, a much better
entry to what is currently out there right now and a better alternative than
what is on the radio, and is the best album I bought last year.
PS: If you are still going on about their free album
release on iTunes, you have no clue about how cloud space works, about civil
rights, and the legalese of user end agreements that you blindly agree to.
My DVDs of 2014
I am so happy that places like Disc Replay, Reckless
Records, and Half Price Books exist, because I find that, if I am patient
enough, I can find my favorite movies on DVD for a steal. That is how I got my
library of movies. I know, Blu-ray, but I am still happy with DVD’s for now and
do not think I will ever convert to online viewing. First and foremost, I
prefer seeing movies in the theater. That is the exhibition forms all movies
are made for. Seeing a great film on the big screen is what makes the
experience of a movie “true” to me. Yes, this includes the loud whisperers,
punk kids, and the ever-annoying I-Think-I’m-So-Clever Riffers, as they are a
part of the world of the theater-going experience. If a movie can rise above
that, and hold everyone’s attention then that adds to the luster of being a
great film. Well, for me, anyway.
Thanks to cut-rate, resell shops, super sales, and a
whole lot of patience, I was able to, on my (very) meager income to really
stock up my home DVD library this year with more careful choices and old
favorites. Take a look at what I got (in order of most recent purchase) with
added commentary:
The Godfather
Trilogy: The Coppola Restoration (brand new, on
sale): this is a trilogy that is probably in every guy’s collection (or should
be). I tell my girls that if you want to understand guys, watch “The
Godfather”. Though, recently a lady friend of mine said that, that the Standard
Guy Movie has become “Fight Club”, which is kind of disappointing. Still, this
is a restored edition. I have another copy of this trilogy already, but this
one is a Director-approved color restoration and I could not pass up the sell
price. I am not opposed to owning more than one copy of a film as something’s,
depending on the video distributor, there are differing special features and
commentary tracks on them.
Cosmos Season One
(resell): I bought this sight-unseen as I do not have satellite, cable or
antennae for television. I do not subscribe for TV shows, (“shows are free,
man!”) so I am pretty ignorant of what is popular now on the big, colorful,
flashing box that rules us all. I am a firm follower of reason and logic so
this series appealed to me right away and watching it, I learned so much about
this great big, so little thing we call the Universe and the people that tried
to teach us about it. I recommend this series for everyone. Everyone!
Infernal Affairs
(sale @ B&N): This is film that Scorsese’s “The Departed” was remade from.
It stars the great Tony Leung and Andy Lau as an uncover cop and crook,
respectively and how close they both come to being discovered while trying to
find one another, and is much more tense and complex than the watered-down
American version. Yeah! I said that. Check it out before you ever watch “The
Departed” and you see what I mean. If you have seen “The Departed” first, well,
I recommend staying away from “Infernal Affairs” because it just will not be
for you. It has no Matt Damon in it. Sorry. “Infernal Affairs” is an excellent
and the superior film.
Apocalypse Now:
The Complete Dossier (resell): I had been interested in the changes of the
“Redux Edition” for sometime but never really found a copy anywhere that would
be worth the price. So, as I stated before, with a lot of patience, I found
“The Complete Dossier” edition that contained both the original cut and the new
Redux cut of Coppola’s crazy Vietnam War Odyssey based on Joe Conrad’s “Heart
of Darkness”. This is another “Guy Film” for some reason. Most people are
caught up in the “Ride of the Valkyries” Assault and all the projected
male-machismo that the message of a sane nation going insane in a wrong-headed
war is lost on many people. Still, glad I got this because I have decided the
additional scenes of the Redux, really add nothing to nor take anything from
this message.
The Passion of
Jon of Arc – Criterion (resell): I knew of Carl
Dryer’s work since film school and what intrigued me the most was his “The
Passion of Joan of Arc” which has seen several different cuts since its first
screenings. The people at Criterion have found the most completed cut and
released it. I checked it out from the library a few times and enjoyed the
extras feature that discusses the actual changes to the film with version-to-version
comparisons. This is something I wish more DVDs had done. But the film itself
is beautiful in its scope and detail and the story compelling in its
performances and shot selections. It is truly one of the great films of the
medium and I would recommend it heartily.
On the Ice
(online order): When I first saw this at the Siskel Center in early 2012, I
knew I was seeing something special. A Native film that did not rely on the
stereotypical cultural images, and used the contemporary stereotypes to shift
the gaze of Native peoples and have it focus on this taut thriller. It took me
some time to get the DVD and regularly use it for my class on “Native Americans
in Media” for which it has garnered nothing but accolades. I am happy to own
and promote this as the new Native voice in cinema. One of my Number One films
from 2012.
The Road Home
(eBay): This is one of the few films that makes me cry like a sap. Touching
love story set in rural China as directed by one of the greats, Zhang Yimou
(Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Red Sorghum, Ju Dou, Raise the Red Lantern,
etc.). I had looked for this on DVD for some time and finally was able to
secure it. Played it non-stop for the first three days.
Tokyo Story
- Criterion
Early Summer
– Criterion (eBay): I won these two in an auctioned two-pack as I already owned
“Late Spring” the first of Ozu’s “Noriko Trilogy” with Setsuko Hara. I am just
enamored of these three films and am crushing bad on Hara. Touching family
dramas about parents and children, life, death, marriage, and social
expectations. While “Tokyo Story” gets the label of ‘Masterpiece’, I find that
I enjoyed the lesser-known “Early Summer” more. Ozu had a real sensual way of
photographing the typical “modern” Japanese woman. (I don’t mean sexualizing them,
because he never did that.) In “Early Summer” Noriko’s family is worried about
her marriage prospects and work to arrange one for her, but she undermines them
by selecting her own fiancée, much to their astonishment. It is scathing in its
critique of changing Japanese social norms. “Tokyo Story” finds another Noriko,
this time a widowed daughter-in-law, being the only one caring for an elderly
coupe as they travel to busy Tokyo to visit their own too-busy children. When
the mother takes ill, the tables are turned, as the children must travel home.
Both, all three in the “Noriko Trilogy” are excellent, well-shot and scripted
films. I really recommend all three if you can find them.
Brazil
– Criterion Super Edition (resell): Another one bought sight-unseen. Had heard
a lot about Gilliam’s sci-fi epic. This one has both versions of the film.
Watched the Director’s Cut and was not overly impressed with it. I understand
that at the time it was whiz-bang. So, what do I know?
Throne of Blood
– Criterion (resell): Have always wanted to own the Criterion version of this.
See re-screen notes below.
Blue Ruin (sale
@ BB): One of my favorite movies last year. Got it as soon as it was available.
Late Spring
– Criterion (50% @ B&N): The first of the “Noriko” Trilogy. I developed my
movie crush on Setsuko Hara with this tender and funny story about a widowed
father and his unmarried daughter named “Noriko”, and the family’s efforts to
see her married.
Beasts of the
Southern Wild (deep discount @ B&N): One of my Number
One films from 2012. It is such a great little film that never fails to evoke
an emotion response from me.
Three Outlaw
Samurai – Criterion (50% @ B&N): Another
Criterion bought sight-unseen and worth it.
Purple Noon
– Criterion (50% @ B&N): Another Criterion bought sight-unseen and worth
it. Based on “The Talented Mr. Ripley” but with Alan Delon instead of Matt
Damon.
Medium Cool
– Criterion (50% @ B&N): Another Criterion bought sight-unseen and worth
it. Haskell Wexler’s film is a commentary on the manipulation of media, which
was made back in the late 1960’s. About creating “reality” from reality and has
one of the truest, fake “Real” moments as he filmed during the Chicago riots
during the Democratic Convention of ‘68. Check it out, as it is still relevant
today!
Firefly
– Series Boxed Set (resell): I am a fan of the series so I finally got a super
beat up boxed set for really cheap. Now, they are all over for cheap in their
neat, shiny slim cases.
Doctor Who
– Series One (2004) (eBay): Been a fan of the Ninth Version of the Doctor since
I saw “The End of the World” in 2005, which is probably my most favorite
episode of the new era. Took me a while to find a cheap boxed set, but I did.
Game of Thrones
- Season Three (resell): As much as I like the series I could not help but feel
that all the changes that are being made to the story, that maybe the
hair-gelled Frat Bros are taking something from the fat nerd and saying they
its theirs because they feel entitled to it.
Le Samourai
- Criterion (repurchase)(eBay): Had to re-buy this one after scratching it up
in a rage. Then, I found out it was out of print with Criterion, which stinks
but I got a brand-new one for a great price anyway. This film is the template
for lone assassin films. Check it out. It is a bit cerebral and I am sure there
is not enough “pew-pew” for the manly-man gun-bros.
In the Mood for
Love – Criterion (eBay): After seeing “The
Grandmaster” I got interested in Wong Kar Wai’s other works and found this gem
on Hulu, which is a tender love story about two jilted spouses who find that
their spouses are cheating on them with each other. After watching it, it made
his “2046” make sense suddenly. Bought the Criterion Edition for repeated
viewing without having to sign on to anything.
Man of Steel
(deep discount @ Target): Here is my review here. I am writing up a Defense of
MAN OF STEEL. Well, it will not be so much a ‘defense” as it will be an
explanation. So, stay tuned to this website for that.
The Grandmaster
(deep discount @ Target): Still the best of the Yip Man films. Yeah, I said it.
Here is my review as to why.
As you can see, I got a lot of DVDs last year. Thank
goodness for sales, resell shops and a whole lot of patience. Let’s move on to
movies on the big screen. But first a look back at what I was looking forward
to last year:
LOOKING
BACK: The Top Ten Films I WAS Looking Forward to in 2014
As you can see, last year I only listed six movies that
I was looking forward to seeing. Let’s review them, shall we?:
1. Big Hero 6:
This was my most anticipated film for 2014. I still have not seen it. I guess
the problem arose when after seeing such great production design, was expecting
a cool, semi-serious story with a unique character design. Instead, I found a
“The Incredibles” repeat. I kind of lost interest after the full trailer. It
looks okay, I may still see it (and love it) on DVD but I really want a great,
animated superhero CGI movie.
2. Interstellar,
dir. Christopher Nolan (See below)
3. The Wind
Rises: Reportedly Miyazaki’s final film about one of Japan’s pioneers of
aviation. I could never find a theater close enough that was playing it, so I
missed out on this one due to location and my work schedule. I will look for it
on DVD, much how I experienced every Miyazaki film.
4. X-Men: Days
of Future Past, dir Bryan Singer (See below)
5. The LEGO
Movie: The Lego video games have brought Char and me great enjoyment and we
find their humor something charming in the games. As much as I enjoyed this, I
could not get past the subtle message that “Put Your Faith in Made-up Bullshit
and Everything will be Awesome”. It also subtly promotes a hive mind mentality
with that stupid song. Still, it is fun if you overlook all that and take it
for a fun, silly film. I am pretty happy that it was not nominated for Best
Animated Picture. Because once you get past the whiz-bang of how it looks like
“real Legos”, it is a silly chase film, with a lot of Wil Farrell mugging and
referential humor, which does not a compelling story make. I hear you now,
“But, but, but, it’s an “ANIMATED film”, it does not have to have an original
story but look cool. They should be rewarding the animation NOT the story.”
Sorry. Don’t buy it. “Dragon 2” had a better story for being a second part….
6. The Monuments
Men, dir. George Clooney: “Ocean’s Eleven” set in WWII. I only saw this on
DVD and was pretty disappointed by it. With this much star power and acting
prowess, it should have been so much more than “Ocean’s Eleven” set in WWII.
The Maybes of
2014:
Guardians of the Galaxy (See below)
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For: Weak Sauce, that is all.
It was too little, way too late.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (See below)
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, dir. Kenneth Branagh: Yes,
this was actually on the list! I really did enjoy this one. It was a great
reboot to the series. Branagh’s villain made for an excellent foil to Jack
Ryan. Branagh is really starting to stretch his action movie muscles. People
forget that he is very capable in this regard. Look at the Battle of Agincourt
in his “Henry V”.
TOP
TEN RE-SCREEN & SPECIAL EVENT SCREENINGS OF 2014
From the looks of it, I saw a lot of repeat screenings
and special event screenings. I really am not interested in what has been
coming out. Oh well. Here is what I saw:
10. Monty Python
and the Holy Grail w/ Bonnie & Char – Funny, but I knew the skits too
well from YouTube. Also, Char never got into it.
9. Dr Who Season
8 Opener “Deep Breath” – For some reason people afterwards were saying
“darker” but I could not see why.
8. Rope –
the first movie I saw last year. This is my favorite Hitchcock film.
7. Godzilla
(1954) – Stuck with the original instead of the new remake. Still have not seen
the new one.
6. Rifftrax
Live: Godzilla W/ Char & Bonnie – Seeing the first US Godzilla remake
being riffed by the guys from MST3K with my ladies is priceless.
5. Ghostbusters
w/Char & Bonnie – I went out of pure nostalgia and found that it is one of
the great comedies of all-time. Plus, it reminds me of how smart Char is, as
she taught me the difference between punishment and negative re-enforcement
using the scene of Venkman’s psychic experiment.
4. Rifftrax
Live: Santa Claus w/ Char & Bonnie – A great birthday experience. This
was a trippy fun time with my ladies. “Santa Claus”, I believe, is the prequel
story to the “The Man with No Name” Sergio Leone Trilogy….
3. Back to the
Future w Char – Char’s favorite movie. Was so happy to bring her to see it
on the big screen.
2. The Godfather
w/ Char – Char was always interested in seeing this and this was the fourth time
I saw it on the big screen. It works and holds my attention every time. Char
also pointing out some things in the film that never caught my attention
before.
1. Throne of
Blood – the best film rescreened I have seen last year. Kurosawa’s take on
Macbeth is considered the most unique and bold interpretation of Shakespeare on
film, at least until my HAMLET comes out.
ALSO SAW:
Ramona
(1928) – This film is an interesting look at how Natives were portrayed in the
1920’s Silent Era. (hint: almost humanely.)
Batman
(1989) w/ Cuba – In retrospect, this is more a weak Tim Burton film than a
strong Batman movie.
Expendables
3 w/ Bonnie & Char – This was more fun than expected. I hate the first two
and will only tolerate this one. Gay Schwarzenegger is getting the “pew-de-pew,
gun-gun, manly-mans” all mad. For that, I give it some credit.
Fury
w/ Bonnie & Char – This has a pretty good tank battle in the middle of it.
Still, standard war film.
So here we are at last:
EW3'S
TOP 10 MOVIES of 2014
This time I will try to keep it to first-run, brand new
movies, and not include re-screenings or special event screenings. Those were
cheats to fill out the lists as I find that I really do not care for a lot of
new movies out there now days. But I have found that I was hard pressed to fill
this list as well. Which explains the #10 listing. So here we go with what I
thought were the best movies of 2014.
I know that my list is not full of the independent,
smart-alecky, faux-intellectual films that I am supposed to watch. But I do not
subscribe to such antics. I watch films in the theater for way different
reasons than the film snobs and the average popcorn eaters do. That is what
makes me so fucking awesome. You know? So, what are the Best Films of 2014
According to Yours Truly?
10. (TIE) I could not decide which one to leave off the
list so I added the both of them. I enjoyed both of them thoroughly.
Dawn of the
Planet of the Apes (w/Char): Liked the first and I
look forward to the eventual rise of the LAWGIVER!!! (Oh, Lawgiver….)
X-Men: Days of
Future Past (w/Char): I really did not to want to put
“FURY” on this list at #10 because it did not meet my criteria for a good
movie. But both “Apes” and “Future Past” were fun and heartfelt franchise
films, proof that if you try for something a bit deeper, such as the anti-war
message at the center of “Apes”, audiences respond. I rented these on DVD later
and found them still enjoyable, hence, the addition of both movies on this
list. Plus, if you are only filling your list with the pretentious art house
fare, like that is a reflect of you, then you are only showing an unbalanced
palate.
9. Dear White
People (w/Char): I have noted that many white folk do not have this
thought-provoking movie on their Best Of Lists. Most films about African
Americans and their problems and situation are typically pushed off on African
American audience so the rest of us can go on ignoring them. Look at the Taye
Diggs romantic dramedies, the Oprah family productions and Tyler Perry movies.
Let’s face it, the only way audiences will respond to problems in the
African-American community is if there a white face saving them. (Dangerous
Minds, The Blind Side, The Help, 12 Years a Slave… YEAH, I SAID THAT TOO!) But
this film directly confronts the situation and it succeeds in stirring enough
trouble and thought to be another touchstone film in the vein of “Do the Right
Thing”, “Boyz in the ‘Hood” and others. I went and saw this with Char and had
some frank talks about racism with her before and after, which is what people
are avoiding when they avoid films like this one.
8. Guardians of
Galaxy (w/Bonnie & Char): This movie was everything all the other
Marvel movies should be. It was a self-contained story of a group of misfits
and from what I hear, the series will remain self-contained, thank goodness.
The Thanos stuff was the weakest though and I could not take the most vile,
evil entity in the universe seriously when he is; 1) sitting in a floating
Rascal chair, 2) wearing shiny clothes, and 3) speaking like Llewelyn Moss.
(Quick, someone dub his lines from “No Country for Old Men” over his Thanos
scenes and put them on YouTube! It’ll go viral!) Still, it was another fun film
that had a completed third act, unlike every other fucking Marvel Films film!
But I found the characters enjoyable, the situations they found themselves in
great fun and the action to be whiz-bang. This could be the Star Wars for this
generation….
7. Rhymes for
Young Ghouls, dir, Jeff Barnaby: I found this to be a deep, dark and disturbing
film about surviving the Canadian boarding school system in the 1980’s. It
seems that Native directors can make something good without resorting to the
trending, zeitgeist genre. Filled with great performances from its young
actors, it deals with a young woman surviving by becoming a pot dealer with her
uncle to pay off the school truant officer. When the young woman’s father is
released from prison complications arise that threatens the stability of her
life. It is disturbing on a visceral level in that this is what many Natives
had to live with. The caper at the center of the film is a great act of revenge
and the culmination of the story is logical. This is a really good movie.
Again, this will not appeal to the pew-pew-bang-bang fans. But I found it to be
a very satisfying film.
6. Interstellar,
dir, Christopher Nolan (w/Char): This film has been hyped to death and it pays
off. It is an emotional trip through space and time. Anchored with all round
great performances, filled with unexpected cameos, and a story that is on the
cusp of coming true, it struck the right notes in how it played out. The only
weakness is that you do not go to another planet to have a fistfight,
otherwise, an excellent film. I found myself intrigued by the science, dazzled
by the special effect and anchored by the emotion of the story. It is probably
one of Nolan’s more complete films. I will not belabor the already heaped-upon
criticisms of this film as those have been covered enough. I find it funny that
most people who recommend this will always throw in the widely-accepted
criticisms like it is wrong to ‘like’ a Chris Nolan film because they are
pretentious film snobs. I think Nolan is a very capable Hollywood filmmaker,
more capable than the 90% of movie makers in Hollywood. His “The Dark Knight”
and “The Prestige” are great films. Don't dislike the guy because he is not Paul
Thomas Anderson. Why? Because he is Christopher Nolan. This film was better
than most of the other I saw last year.
5. Locke: I
was interested in the experiment – a single actor in a car for 85 minutes. I
have seen a lot of single space movies that just did not work despite the
advantage of being able to have the actors move around the space. Here, Tom
Hardy is at the wheel of a car, his character of Locke, virtually, locked in
place as he drives towards his life’s destruction. It all plays out in phone
calls and Locke’s reactions, and it works on the strength of Tom Hardy’s acting
skill alone. I recommend this one to all Native directors to show that you can
make a film all about driving and have not just be filler scenery, and that is
still compelling and powerful.
4. John Wick (w/Char):
Probably the best action film I have seen in quite a number of years, since
“Red Cliff” at least. It stars Keanu Reeves as a retired hit man called “The
Boogey Man” because he is the one you call in to scare off the Boogey Man, and
what happens when his car is stolen and the thieves kill his dog. That’s it. It
also has Daniel Bernhardt as a kickass bodyguard redeeming his “Future War”
offense. Go see this. I think this is better than that “The Raid” nonsense…
3. Blue Ruin (w/
Bonnie & Char): This small, independent film is probably the most tense,
electrifying film of its genre, the revenge thriller. Yet, it turns the
expectation on its head in the very first act. What follows is a story about
love in the middle of a family feud. It is gripping, tense, and real in the
aspect of performances, a great caper and better film.
1. (Tie): I had to do another tie again this year.
These two films really stood out for me, inspired me and were captivating and
fun and dramatic and tense to watch.
Jodorowsky's Dune:
This is a stunning documentary by Frank Pavich about Alejandro Jodorowsky’s
attempt to produce a film based on Frank Hubert’s “Dune” novel in 1973, despite
the fact that he had never read it. The film follows him as he gains the
creative freedom though his films “The Holy Mountain” and “El Topo” to produce
whatever he wants as his next big feature and putting the greatest pre-Star
Wars effects and visualization team together that included HR Giger (who would
later on design for Ridley Scott’s “Alien”) and how he roped in stars like
David Carradine, Mick Jagger, Salvador Dali and even Orson Welles to act, only
to have the project killed before production due simply to the studios mistrust
of Jodorowsky. It is a heartbreak you can tell still hurts him. His design team
was then bought out by several movie studios and it is heartbreaking to see all
of his great ideas used or duplicated in some of the greatest sci-fi and
sci-fantasy films of all time. It broke my own heart seeing just how
influential his designs were and how he stated, every studio had a copy of his
design concept book, which he took around to sell the film. Why, the conceived
opening shot alone would have steered film into a different direction all
together. For filmmakers and cinéphiles, I wholeheartedly recommend this
crazy, mad bastard of a doc.
Birdman (w/
Bonnie & Char): Michael Keaton was right to win the Golden Globe for this.
This mesmerizing film by Alejandro González Iñárritu is captivating, bleak,
weird, and hopeful. It tackles how an actor can create art after selling out
for so long and how the “World of Art” sees his efforts. Shot to look like a single
take, the performances all around are great, even from Edward Norton, whom I do
not care for, taking a stab at his own perceived difficult persona. Keaton
plays a faded Hollywood star famous for making superhero movies, and is now
trying to reclaim his artistic soul by writing, producing, and starring in a
stage play adaptation of a Raymond Carver short story. Except that everything
does not go according to plan. Beautifully shot with a great soundtrack and
great performances, it captured my attention and held it. It helps that Keaton
brings the meta aspect to this having played Batman for two movies. I hope he
thanks Batman if he wins the Academy Awards for best actor.
Yep, all 25 movies I saw last year are accounted for.
So, lets take a look at the year ahead as it just gets started….
Looking
Forward to in 2015:
Since we got through all that, let's take a look at
what I am looking forward to this year. Now, if 2014 has taught me anything is
that the best films are not the huge blockbusters that I was looking forward to
last year. I think that is a lesson I should continually be shown again and
again.
1. Mad Max Fury
Road - May 15: a reboot/sequel of the Mad Max franchise. TRAILER
2. The Other
Side of the Wind - Orson Welles - May 6: Welles was working hard to
complete this film when one of the producers was forced to drop out. MOVIE INFO
3. Minions -
July 10: I like the Minions. The least annoying cute sidekicks in animated
films. Sorry. TRAILER
4. Spectre -
Bond 23 - Nov 6: The latest Bond film. I actually hate that they are trying to
bring their more grounded Bond back to status quo as it had subtly made some
real leaps forward for its women characters. But I hope they do something fresh
rather than rehash the old Bond. TEASER
5. The Peanuts
Movie - Nov 6: The teaser trailer retains a lot of the charm of the old TV
specials. I am hopeful. TRAILER
6. Star Wars
Episode VII: The Force Awakens… I guess… - Dec 18: I don’t know. Too Apple
Store Shiny, but what do I know? Sigh, the TRAILER
7. Crouching
Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Green Legend - Aug 28: Based on the books, so I
am hopeful they produce something pretty cool. Directed by Yuen Woo Ping and
stars Michelle Yeoh and Donnie Yen. MOVIE INFO
8. Pixar's The
Good Dinosaur - Nov. 25: Pixar took a year off to produce not one, but two
original feature film. This has my attention for being about a dinosaur. MOVIE INFO
9. Ant-Man -
July 17: Was very interested when Edgar Wright was attached. Now, not so much.
I am sure they had to tie it into the large “Marvel Universe” meaning that the
third act is a “The Avengers 2: Something with Ultron” commercial. TEASER TRAILER
10. Bone
Tomahawk – TBA: This is a premise by Kurt Russell, I believe, about a bunch
of cowboys and Indians (maybe?) running into violent cannibal cavemen. This
sounds cool, like a Western “The 13th Warrior”. No trailer or Info....
The
Maybe's of 2015:
MI5 - 12.25: I am always interested in what the next
“Mission Impossible” will be. What I like about this series is that basically,
every film has its own director that stamps their style on the film even though
they tell the same story over and over: the MI Team is betrayed and cannot
trust its superiors and must steal something to prove their innocence. But, I
am kind of looking forward to this, kind of.
Mr. Holmes – TBA: Billy Condon (Gods and Monsters)
takes on Sherlock Holmes, this time as the aged Ian McKellan is the famous
sleuth in his 90’s reflecting on his past cases. Great premise. I hope it is as
good as its premise.
The Kingsman - 2.12: Always up for a good, wacky “spy”
tale. We will see.
The Visit (M. Night) - 9.11: I hope that M. Night gains
his powers back. This is another horror flick on a much smaller scale. I’ll go
see it. I am sorry his name has become a joke. I agree that “The Happening” and
“The Last Airbender” were not good at all. I enjoyed “Lady in the Water” very
much. I know some folks are pissed he cast himself in the most important role
but almost every actor/director does that (e.g.: Kostner with Dances with
Wolves, Mel Gibson with Braveheart, Fuckface in Argo) so why can’t a director
cast himself? Hypocrisy, I think, that is tied to subtle racism. Yeah, I said
that. Because I have seen a lot of directors cast themselves in the main role.
She-it, I cast myself as Hamlet in HAMLET. Anyways, I will look out for this
one.
The Hateful Eight dir. Quentin Tarantino – TBA:
HYPOCRISY! Yes, I know. But I do always look forward to his films, each and
every one of them, because unlike many other directors, he is trying something
different and new. Plus, I always hope that his new film is a return to the
form and maturity he showed in his first three films. HYPOCRISY #2! Yeah, I
know, I am harkening back to his early works. But I do not see any growth here
like I do with another group of artists, U2. Plus, music and movies: oil,
water. Tarantino has stated that he is only making 10 films in his career, this
will be the eighth.
Well, that will do it for this year, or, for last year.
I know, I know, a lot to wade through just to get a stupid opinion and read the
Riot Act about taste.
But, that is why you read this every year. People want
their opinions repeated back at them to be validated, or they want an opposing
opinion to shoot down, all for ego’s sake. Which is basically why I write this
nonsense, to placate my own ego. But the list keeps me writing and it helps me
sort my own opinions about what is essentially useless stuff and opinions that
we give meaning to.
So, tune in again next year to see if my opinions match
yours or if your are so much better in musical and movie tastes.
Until next year….
2015 Ernest M Whiteman III